Week in Review

Let us review the past week--shall we?

1. Reese Witherspoon getting arrested. I NEVER thought she would be headlining news, but alas celebrities all slip up at one point. Her husband got arrested for DUI (driving the wrong way on a highway in Alabama) and she got thrown in the slammer for harassing the police officer. Remember she has three children, one of whom is a baby.

Poor gal couldn't even muster the cognitive skills to look at the camera. Still smiling though--way to rally Reese!

She still wins classy points because of the statement she released: "
"Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said"


2. Gweneth got voted most beautiful person in the world, according to People Magazine. Let me tell you something. She eats the weirdest diet- only certain types of fish, no gluten, no diary, no sugar, no carbs. She trains 3 times a day (yes 3!!) and she has endless amounts of money for beauty treatments, makeup, and wardrobe. If you have all this, you should be the prettiest woman alive!! Are you kidding?? Gweneth commented by saying the honor is "weird"--I don't believe for a second she thinks its weird because she works day in day out to be noticed. Girl probably let her self chew a sugary cupcake then spit it out for celebration. Jury is still out on whether I believe she is that pretty, but she surely isn't ugly.

She has two children and I have to say, if you are spending all that time on yourself.... you probably could be spending more time with your children. If you are training three times a day there is no way your time is properly dispersed to the other people in your life.

3.Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson had to have emergency surgery to repair a hernia. It forced him to miss the Pain and Gain premiere in LA, but alas everything went fine and he tweeted "#wefallwerise". It is safe to say that our favorite oversized hunk is on the mend!

While The Rock is under the narcotics cloud, we are totally sane enough to pick up on the sassiness of director Michael Bay (director of Pain and Gain) who stated "He was pushing it too hard. He needs to grow up and stop wrestling 300 pound men". I am sensing a little jealousy on the part of the much smaller, 80's hair, ' I think I am awesome ' director. AKA him:

4. Lastly no words are needed for what Gweneth wore this week to the Iron Man 3 premiere. I am speechless as to what she was thinking. It is not fashionable, not flattering, nor is she wearing underwear. You may come to your own conclusions.

xoxox